>>18407339The tie was randomized."Taken over, by who?! Who would want to do that!?"
Bidoof poses, a sparkly star shooting out of his eye, "Why, none other than the democratic party of course! They're always out to get us republicans, and you can bet without a doubt that this time, it worked! Why worry about some silly exploding tree set on fire by the liberals when you can cover a story about liberals taking over a factory! A FACTORY THAT HAS HOSTAGES!"
The crowd gasps, one woman even faints from the shock.
Your heat stops, "Hostages?! Why the hell won't you guys do something about it!?"
"I report the news, I don't SAVE people IN the news. Listen, that whole tree debacle was a ruse kid, a ruse set off by the liberals to distract us while Obamasnow and his piece of shit minions took over our right-wing production factory! How is our government supposed to support our citizens with pokeballs? Huh? HUH? THAT'S RIGHT!"
Peeved, you flail your arms at the beaver, "That whole tree shit wasn't liberal feat, IT WAS--"
Bidoof's attentiveness reaches an all new height, "IT WASN'T THE LIBERALS? Then who was it? My theory makes so much sense, it was clearly democrat work! Butthurt democrats! Who else would be responsible!?"
Seconds away from telling the truth, your endeavor to be an hero is snatched away by none other than a grunt dressed in a tacky red suit.
Solomon Grunty cups his mouth with one hand and uses the other to rage a shaking fist, "IT WAS TEAM FLARE, TEAM FLARE BLEW THAT TREE UP! FEAR THE FLARES AND THEIR FLAIR!"
A) Advocate your side of the story. Admit that your ass is what really did it.
B) "O-Oh yeah, sure! Listen to that guy, it was totally them!"
