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HOLY HOPPING HARES!!! My favorite Pokémon SCORBUNNY?! YOU'RE HERE TO RAPE MY WIFE'S EASTER CUNNY?!?! You're going to ABDUCT her and take her to your SEX-DUNGEON BURROW, where you will both BREED like RABBITS?!? MEANWHILE, I'll have to crawl through MILES of tiny tunnels to have but an INKLING of a chance to film your BROOD being FORMED??! YIPPPEEEEE!!! EHHH?!??! YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BUNCH OF RABBITS BITE AND CLAW AT ME WHILE I'M TRAPPED IN THE TUNNEL, CAUSING ME EXTREME PAIN AS A I WRITHE ALL OVER THE ROUGH STONES?! YES YES YES! And when I finish following the TRAIL of chocolates EGGS to the end, only THEN I will be BLESSED with the sight of my WIFE'S EGGS being FERTILISED?!?! Now THIS is the kind of EGG-HUNT that I like! HUH?! THERE'S MORE?!?! Once I am GIFTED with the sight of my wife's LATEST litter of CHILDREN, just as quickly as I come to LOVE them, you will RIP them AWAY from me?!?! You will cause the BURROW to COLLAPSE IN ON ITSELF THEREBY CRUSHING ALL MY BEAUTIFUL STEPCHILDREN TO DEATH?!?! Not ONLY that but I will be ENTOMBED in RABBIT SHIT AND CUM AND AMNIOTIC FLUID AND DIRT, NEVER to see the LIGHT of DAY AGAIN, and becoming FOSSILISED AFTER MILLIONS OF YEARS?!?!? I will be FROZEN in TIME at my most PATHETIC and DEGENERATE MOMENT; GOONING TO THE SIGHT OF MY WIFE'S CHILDREN BEING BORN?!!? YABBA DABBA DOOOOOO!!
