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>half way through ruby as a wee lad (like 8 or something)
>neighbor kid comes over to hang out with me and my friends
>little asshole has a giant, hairy mole on his cheek
>stop playing Ruby to do prank calls on the dozen phones he stole from his dad
>after about two hours he gets ready to leave
>go to get my GBA
>its gone
>ask if he took it thinking it was his
>denies ever seeing it
>obviously lying
>tell him I'm not mad and he can even borrow it if he just admits he took it
>he gets super defensive
>I grab the hose from the nearby sprinkler that was watering the lawn
>threaten to soak him if he doesn't hand it over
>if I cant have it nobody can
>he tries to run away
>soak him, aim for pockets
>I'm crying as I drown my GBA
>he runs home
>never see him or my GBA again
>get a new GBA and a copy of emeral the next week
I'll never forget his big, hairy mole, or the Tropius I had just caught.
