>>14501605The tie was randomized.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1YZ4wofQWk"And why are you telling me this, again?"
"Because Calem dear, I may want feel like having sex now, but if I go even longer without it, soon I'm going to be a shriveled crone who not even that tubby guy down the street would want to touch. And I'll be too old to even want to have sex, I call this "Downhill Sex Drive Syndrome". I fear for a sex-less future! I need a man and I need one now!"
"I really don't know how to help you there.." you say in-between the munching of a few raisins.
She ignores you and continues to ramble on, "Who knows, by tomorrow I may suddenly no longer want sex, I may no longer want to hold hands in missionary position...I dread this. It's all downhill from here, I need someone new! I can't wait for your father forever!"
Keep in mind this is your mother. THIS is your mom talking to you about sex and her sex life, and it's not even the concept itself that's weird, it's how she's describing it.
'Why does it have to be my mom that's the kinky one? Why can't I have those typical kind of moms that just do housework and send their kids off and don't even bat an eye at it. Why am I stuck with this, you freaking llama!?'
