>>16910296http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0xjKvXtGdoYou pause the fight momentarily to look up what the fight "SmellingSalt" does. This is something that requires the Babby's First Official Smogon Guidebook to the Metagame, a gift gifted to you from your father a while before you started that whole frog operation.
Blowing the dust off the guide, you flip through the pages until you reach the "Move" section, and then the "S" section.
"Hmm... Smelling Salts (Japanese: きつけ Resuscitation), named SmellingSalt prior to the Kalos region deciding it can dictate what the fuck moves are called, is a damage-dealing Normal-type move introduced in the land of tropical trumpets and Wingulls. It is the signature move of Makuhita and Hariyama. Smelling Salts deals damage and will have double the power on a target that is paralyzed, but it will also cure the target of paraly-ONLY SEVENTY FUCKING BASE POWER AND IT'S NORMAL TYPE HOLY FUCK IT'S SHIT OUTCLASSED BY CLOSE COMBAT"
As the audience looks at you bewildered, you shake your head in self-defense, "Oh no no no! That last part wasn't me, that's actually WRITTEN in the book itself, see, it's right here."
>DON'T USE THIS GET CLOSE COMBAT OR GET THE FUCK OUT."Oooooooooh!" the audience say in-sync.
Without much to go on, you decide to use this move. However, you really don't know how it works, you're just assuming that it has something to do with salt..
Salt...
>What do?A) Use salt and pepper.
B) Use Calcuttistanian bath salts
C) Actually perform the move correctly and slap his shit.
