>>16907335"AAAAAALRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT! WOOOOOOO! I CAUGHT THE DAT DONG DOO DITTO!"
"D-Ditto, ditt, diiiiiiit..."
The other shoppers sigh in defeat, and can only watch as the white trash admires and ponders what to do with his new prize, "Ditto, errrmmm
transform to Metagross! We're going to Lumiose! There's gonna be a got-durm-dung sale on blu-ray players!""Diiiiiii....METAAAAGROOOOOOOOOOOSS!"
With the last of its strength, the Ditto morphs its body until it turns into a Metagross. With a new trainer that reeks of cheese, Dittogross leaves you, subsequently ruining your operation.
"W-Wait, WAAAAIT! COME BACK DITTO!"
"MEETTTAAAAAA!"
Dittogross blasts off into the sky using its false Beldum legs.
"....Fuck."
>Ditto has left your party...>How does Calem make money now?! 