Part 1:
http://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/14490783Part 2 (thus far):
http://archive.foolz.us/vp/thread/14550632/--------------------------------------------
Sliggoo clears his chest, "Ahem. When we last left our heroes, they were in the middle of recovering the stolen goods of a low-level kingdom from a group of mysterious cloaked thieves, who then turned out to be a bunch of elemental monkeys roleplaying as malevolent Robin Hood characters who found themselves too far into character to stop their inane forum-tier behavior. We return as Calem and Miss Leading engage them, not in archery, but in a deathly game of patty-cake. So now that you're caught up, sit back down, kick back, get some coffee and enjoy the adventure, numbnuts."
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As much you want to due to the whimsical nature of the idea, you can't just waltz into this game all willy-nilly, it's a game of life and death, you have to take it seriously. Seriously, like Kalos people seem to do with their baguettes.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvQkl7qa6RQIt's time for some fucking patty-cake.
You have three ways to go about this, and all of those ways involve distracting Robin Sage to keep him off his game, and inevitably make a screw-up that he'll die from. For one, there's always the obnoxious noises route, which would without a doubt make you out to be a harbinger of attention. However, this will make you look like an autist so it's not too wise to fall back on it.
You could insult him, but this could potentially make him stronger, depending on whether or not he's one of those guys that gets angrier the more their coach calls them a piece of crap. It's too risky.
