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So today I'm supposed to review, what, a Pokemon game? I mean, not exactly a fan but first-party Nintendo games usually have their shit together
>sips stale beer
All right, let's get on this piece of stinking bull crap
>Finds out his bro has been cut
What do you think i play my Pokemen for? The stinking ass story? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?!
>Game bricks Switch after picking starter
You motherfucking piece of shit, you japs like to screw my ass like an octupus huh
>Game softlocks on Eternatus fight
THIS TRASH IS A PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT BITCH ASS FUCKING FUCK!!
>Throws game in the bin
>Burns it
>Sips stale beer
>Compares it to Jekyll and Mr Hyde for the NES
