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Out from the bag came this blunt object. Oh god what, please don't hit me with it. It took me 5 seconds to realize what it really was.
"I-I... is that a.. dragon dildo?" I asked.
"No.. its my punish rod. I use it sometimes on my Pokemon when they're being naughty. Right now, you're being the same."
"And uhh.." I estimated. "how are you planning on doing that? Are you gonna punish yourself or... something?"
Lyra concluded "Oh you pervy wervy trainer you, you're making me blush! But its not for me!"
"What?"
She dropped her overalls then her underwear, revealing her magic silver taco. Then she bent down and put on what seemed to be a strap-on. "Ok Ethan, are you ready?"
"No."
She grabbed my hair, yanking it down close to her crotch.
"Of course you are! You need to be taught a lesson."
With that, the dildo was shoved deep into my sportscaster jolly-talky chasm. I couldn't breath at all. With the hair yanking and the scent and nauseating taste and scent of this dildo that was probably used a thousand times on her Pokemon. It made me want to vomit. Then I got an idea.