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I collect lots of cropped porn as a hobby, all Pokémon but mostly of sylveon because it’s my favorite Pokémon. But the most high quality porn of Pokémon comes from e621 so over the years I inadvertently became a furry because I think I have had to look at copious amounts of furry porn to get these images for my collection that I developed a fetish for it...
Also my neighbors keep feeding the Sandhill Cranes in my neighborhood and the giant fuckers are loud as fuck, shit everywhere, block the roads, and tend to be very territorial, and I’ve contemplated shooting them multiple times but it’d go to jail since they’re endangered, so after mating season hits and they become overprotective of their young and attack anything that comes close to their child. I plan on walking my dog near them and when they attack me I will shoot them and not get into any trouble because I would just be protecting myself and my dog.
