>>16033948Skeeter looks over to his bros, and they look back.
Together, they begin snapping in tandem, each consecutive snap getting louder than the last.
They start circling your lounge chair, and from out of nowhere, a theme song starts playing in tune to their snapping chant.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUL2yHV-6_Y"You came to the wrong beach, YA CHUMP. You're going to get totally NARKED by the time we're done with you, see, we don't take to kindly to LOCALS."
He kicks more sand in your face, it burns, but you don't let the fucker know that.
"At least I have a mom!"
Skeeter's bros turn to him, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIT!"
Skeeter shrugs, "Oh, whatevs. That wasn't even that good, ANYBODY could have made that joke. Me tho? I'm fucking banging your mom all night, she was like OHHH YEAH SKEETER, BEEF IT IN ME!"
"T-That can't be true, b-because, um,
because my mom was being banged by Sycamore last night!"
Skeeter shrugs the shit off, he figures that you're just bluffing shit so he'll leave you alone, "Yeah. I know. It was a threesome. Guess you could say we gave that bitch a
DICK-AMORE."
