>>17036908The Petlil spits on Liepard's corpse before floating away. Just to add insult to injury, you rip out the cat's teeth and make a necklace out of it, it'll make you look even cooler.
"GYRROOOOOOOOO!"
Stabbing your now-abnormally long fingernails and toenails into the tree, you ascend the rest of the way on your own, while taking deep breaths.
Now that you're closer to the Tree of Life, you realize that all existing Pokemon--all 721 of them--are carved into the tree at least once. It's that big, and to be honest the craftsmanship is quite remarkable.
Too bad you're still some dumb kid and you can't appreciate the fact that things from video games can be art.
"GYROOOOOOO!"
With one final pull, you pull yourself up to the very top, and you find yourself in a library full of books about gardening. And a plasma TV.
You've just unleashed your inner Tarzan like, twenty minutes ago, all this technology is too much for your brain, and the sight of people wearing clothes, it makes your grass skirt feel inferior. How dare they have better fashion than top doge?!
A) Go on a confused rampage. CALEM SMASH.
B) Become subdued.
C) "CALEM LIKE PRETTY LADY. CALEM WANT TOUCH."
