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when i saw this in front of me, i became invincible. every move i used was devastating and no trainer stood a chance:
"zapdos used _____! it's super effective!"
damn straight, cuz zapdos is the fucking man
"zapdos used _____! it's not very effective.."
fuck it, that's not going to stop zapdos. he's the fucking man. nothing can stop zapdos.
"zapdos became confused"
like thats going to do shit! zapdos is the smartest pokemon ever, he just laughs and enjoys the thrill of the new challenge! doesn't hurt himself even once, probably just got stronger.
Rocket Grunt: End of the line, kiddo! You may have gotten through the others but your heroics stop here!
"Go Zapdos!"
a crack of thunder and at this point the rocket instantly shits his pants. lightning flashes and momentarily blinds anyone who watches, and when the rocket's vision returns there is only Zapdos! he knows it's hopeless but can only send out as many koffings and zubats as he can to try and calm the storm that is zapdos! but each falling with a single blow, with not a single scratch on zapdos.
>Elite Four time.
>put every pokemon in the pc except Zapdos just because i can.
>beat everybody.
>all hail Zapdos.
>get to mewtwo.
>he's the strongest pokemon to ever exist ever
>save right in front of him
>send out zapdos
>murder mewtwo with extreme prejudice
>turn off gameboy
>turn back on
>murder mewtwo with extreme prejudice
>repeat tens of times just to demonstrate who is actually the strongest pokemon ever to exist ever.
>all hail Zapdos
