>>16341548"Chesp, chespi, Chespin chesp!" the chestnut reveals that his intentions today actually have zero to do with wanting to kick Froakie's amphibious ass. Instead, they have to do with supposedly 'making amends'.
Chespin retrieves a Ferroseed from his pocket.
In inexplicable Pokemon speak, Chespin explains to the frog that he'll make nice and buddy buddy with him if he can do just one thing to prove that he has the guts to end the childish rivalry.
"Ches, CHESPIN!"
Kick the Ferroseed.
Befuddled, the frog cocks his head, "...Froak?"
Chespin justifies this challenge by revealing that he's been to Lumiose City recently, and that all the display televisions at Wal-Mart play nothing but a pleb sport called "football" Unovan football, to be exact.
With a smile, Chespin walks a few yards away from the frog and sticks the Ferroseed in the ground. The seed grunts a little, but does not attack. With the game set, Chespin reiterates that all Froakie needs to do to their end their bickering is to kick the fucking Ferroseed, or walk away like a little pussy.
>What does Froakie do?A) Accept the challenge, kick the Ferroseed to the fucking moon!
B) Walk away like a little cunt, there's a knoll that needs guarding.
C) Punt Chespin instead.
