>>23110729Be they faggot-appealing or not, Chesnaught remains unfazed. He takes a few steps forward to engage the monstrous enemy, only to make the struggling realization that he's even slower than usual, something you didn't get a chance to inform him about. His legs are planted deep into the sea of sand, rendering a concept as simple as movement into an all-out chore. Fortunately, Chesnaught has a rowdy solution.
"NAAAUG!"
He tucks himself into a ball, revs himself up to mach speeds, and goes on a spree of destruction with Rollout, tearing through the sandy dunes and the falling boulders that dare block his path. That is, however, until he collides with a rainbow boulder.
"Ch-Che!"
Although Chesnaught succeeds in destroying the glimmering boulder like the basic ones before it, the sparkly pixie dust it spews wipes Chesnaught out before he can even get it going. He lets out a roar and slides across the sands. By the looks of it, it was somehow supereffective. But as far as you know, that's incredibly illogical, nonsensical, and could only ever be made possible by way of some gimmick that you are only made aware of at the last minute.
"Chortle, chortle, chortle! Ahhhh, that's enough chortling for now.." Grashglik says, turning back to you with a pumped fist, "Ah yes! Peter Calem, where were we.. Oh right! The Iron Snake's Body has kicked at last! Marvel at the sight of your battered and beaten knight, for his red badge of courage is now a blue badge of incompetence! The dazzling gems were far too much for him! You see,
the luster of the Iron Snake's crystals give a good share of its moves an additional Fairy-type effect. Par on course for eliminating dim-witted dropouts and their dim-witted, uncooperative Pokemon. And now for a scholarly example: Improvised Iron Tail: FAIRY TAIL!"
"HAAAAGAAAA!" the Steelix's diamond stinger reemerges from the sand, right near the wounded Chesnaught.
A) Use Dig!
B) Use Substitute!
C) Receive mystery backup!
