Spiritomb: Alright dickguzzlers, you're honored to be in the presence of the all knowing Recap Spiritomb, here to fill you in on /vpmd/'s convoluted nonsense, since the last thread was aaaaaaaall the way back here:
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vp/thread/36844333/Osha and Ron found a lead to go on to find the mastermind of their woes, which pointed them to Mt. Denoue. Problem is, there's almost no way to get there safely. The only way to do it is to gather the three regi's, which will unlock a something or other to help guide them. They had 2 already so the floof rat tracked down where the rock one was hiding and sent the group off, we can only hope to their pathetic, painful deaths.
A trip through rainbow road later and they warped to their destination: a moon festival... with a small twist of actually being on the moon. Maybe we'll get lucky and see the pig wander out into the dark size and freeze to death! Won't that be fun?
