>>18308153By magically expanding his mass weight particles to a size equivalent to eight Grumpigs stacked on top of each other, Grant weighs himself and the bar down from his position way up high.
He does this while hanging upside-down of course. As if there'd be any other option.
He stops when his head is about a foot from the ground, right next to Valerie.
Upside-down, eyes closed, and arms crossed, Black Dracula peers open an eye. He gets one good look at his fairy broad, and just like that, all his other concerns are put to rest.
Grant's other eye snaps open in an instant.
"Oh man, is she wearing her yoga clothes again? I almost feel bad for you Calem, you're REALLY going to get it this time, there aren't any brakes when it comes to my girl in those tight pants."
Valerie nods, "Indeed, the train in which you are on has but few destinations. None of which are as positively glamorous as my fashion designs. Yes, I say this, and I say it in order to once again predict a second uncaring defeat in the torrents of war. Calem, your train is on a one-way pilgrimage to
Loserton. Population: You."Kali cups her mouth and calls out to her mistress, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! That was a good one!"
Valerie spins around gracefully, leans forward, and cups Grant's face, "My master and I, our powers together are already overwhelmingly unbelievable. However, together, we both pose a remarkable threat that to this day, no rematch challenger has been able to overcome. With the combined powers of yoga and extra-curricular sports, we shall defeat you once more!"
"Are we seriously going to do this?" both Grant and Serena say in-sync.
