>>16199190"I grieve for her qt lost soul for the rest of my life because she never asked for it."
"Hmm, another interesting answer! ALRIGHT BROTHER! I give you an "almost there" score of 88/100! HO YEEAAAAAH!" the Hulkster grabs his slim suit. With a harsh tug, he tears it off of himself and reveals a more Hogan-esque outfit underneath.
>Hogan's PERSONAL Test Score: 88/100.Miss Leading taps the Hulkster's manly arms, "Excuse me Mr. Hogan, but what does any of that have to do with anything? And why are you here in the Kalos region? Shouldn't you be in Unova?"
"LET ME TELL YA SOMETHING SISTER, the Hulkster QUIT being a lawyer in Unova because he didn't want to LIVE UNDER THE BIG MAN'S RULES! I'm on the run now, they'll never find the TRUE path to HULK-A-MANIA THOUGH! My villa here in Kalos is UNBUGGED, the paparazzi and cops have NOTHING ON THE HULKSTER BROTHER!"
"You're...on the run from the police?"
"LAW DEPARTMENT IS NO JOKE, LITTLE GIRL. Too bad nobody told those cops they weren't supposed to MESS WITH THE BEST, HOOO YEAH!!!! They'll never get me to do another season of Hogan Knows Best, NOT WHILE THE HULKSTER'S ON THE RUN!"
Flexing his muscles, Hogan takes out a walkie talkie, "HEY GRANT! This is HULKAMANIA ON THE LINE HERE, we have two fresh trainers who have shown their stuff! THEY'RE TRUE BROTHERS AND SISTERS, IT'S INCEST TO THE WINCEST OUT HERE, BROTHER! GET YOUR BLACK-BEHIND OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE TOAST GETS STALE."
Grant answers the walkie talkie call while performing a trick in mid-air. He's too far away from you to hear a response, but you do notice him nodding his head.
