>>24651211"TO PROTECT THE WORLD FROM LOCALIZATION"
"TO UNITE ALL PEOPLE WITHIN OUR HONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBUUUUUUUUUUUUUU NATION"
"TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF BILL AND REGGIE"
"TO EXTEND OUR REACHES TO ALL THINGS EDGY"
"J E S S I E ."
"J AAAAAA M E S ."
"TEAM ROCKET, HAIL SHIBATA WITH OUR PANTS SO TIGHT."
"I LOVE HIM SO MUCH, HE'S SUCH A DELIGHT."
"MEEEEOOOWWWTH, that's right!"
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobbuffet!"
The comic relief cavalry seems to have arrived to upstage you. Oh, the horror!
"Team Rocket!" the animu-Clemont calls. "This is the fourth time this week!"
You turn to him, confused. "You know these people?"
"Yeah! They're crooks who like to steal other people's Pokemon!"
While the nerdy doppelganger is getting all riled up and stuff, you're thinking about shit.
>'Hmmmmm... That could be useful..'A) Oppose Team Rocket.
B) J O I N Team Rocket.
