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>be me (mew)
>copy surf from blastoise, no sweat
>copy solar beam from venusaur, not a problem
>copy electro ball from pikachu, easy peazy
>hmmm I think I will round it off by copying flamethrower from charizard
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGHGHHH
>MY BRAIN FEELS LIKE IT'S MELTING FROM THE HEAT OF A THOUSAND SUNS
>sever the link to the genetic memory of all pokemon that is contained within me
>what the fuck happened
>suddenly a shadow falls upon me
>I feel the weight of the world land behind me
>I slowly turn around
>it's charizard
>from kantooooo
>he knows what I tried to do
>I lose control over my ability to float
>as my flabby pink legs touch the ground they give way
>my body is kneeling on its own
>I lower my head into the dirt
>"lizardon-sama.... gomenasai... tatsukiiiii....."
>the prospect of being smeared into a pink paste by his signature move, Seismic Toss, resonates with every cell in my body
>I will live or die solely by his whim
>pretty much watch my life flash before my eyes 4 or 5 times as I suffocate in his silent judgement
>eventually I hear him utter "pathetic"
>his mighty wings kick dust into my face as he flies away
>I have learned my place
>Chaizard is the strongest Pokemon that has ever lived
