>>42855441Even if this is bait I'm taking it because fuck you; splatoon's story is nothing more then a tutorial that teaches you to play the game through level design, and does a fantastic job of it. It's blatantly a multi-player experience, throwing you into a lobby as soon as you start up the game; not to mention its where nearly every single content update went into. New weapons, maps, modes coming for free as the game came out. Not to mention a fucking fantastic single player experience was added later as dlc anyway
Swooshie is just a fucking turd that they're asking you 30 dollars to fix. Breeding and competitive is literally all it has going for it, the single player teaches you nothing, and is by far the weakest in the entire series
Also, fuck you, wojak posters should be euthanized for your own sakes
