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>Be me, chilling in third period language arts class casually leveling my team of bros
>Suddenly the ground trembles, debris showering everywhere as I turn to face the woman behind me
A Wild Landwhale appears!
>Asks if she can see my game, saying she loves Pokémon but couldn't afford a DS this gen and thus, missed out on Platinum
>Think, maybe I misjudged her and that she could be a pretty classy lady after all, and foolishly fork over the game
>Asks if I can play and, me, being the idiot that I am, assume her to have some humanity and nod
>Never have I been more wrong
>She stops talking for like five to ten minutes when I realize she's at the PC in the Pokémon center now
>She immediately releases one of my Pokémon on 'accident' and I struggle to grab the game back from her
>Two fits of loud giggling and some hushed choice words later, teacher comes over and grabs DS from her and tells her to see her after class to get it back
>Try to explain it's MY fucking game but the bitch threatens me with detention if I don't stop talking because people are still testing
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>After class she grabs my DS
>Wait five minutes outside to try and grab my game back, eventually realizing I'll be late for class
>Hold my ground
>She comes out thanking the teacher for the make up work and spots me
>She goes and haphazardly tosses me my game almost breaking the fucking thing
>"Marcus saved the game!"
>MFW
I still never did get my Infernape back. Sure it had shit EVs and a shit nature, hell, it wasn't even shiny, but fucking hell, that was my starter Pokémon, man.
