>>18229525You storm out of Shabloobloobloo Castle as flamboyantly as possible, with a stride and a walk that just radiates sass to those around you.
Damn, work that ass Calmé, don't just throw it in a circle, sphere it out, SPHERICAL-ize it for the kids back home! They need this kind of entertainment, it's the only thing they pay attention to these days!
"Calmé, where are we going? I-I thought you said you were going to slay the Jabberpocky, didn't it fly away in the other direction?"
You nod, "Yes, but my father has enraged me to the very core with his blinded ideals, if I am to respectfully and humbly save the town from ruin, I must first cool down. And there is only one maiden in the world who can let me do such a thing."
"W-Who?" the pixie asks.
Does that question even really need to be asked? I mean it's obvious without a doubt from just looking at it and having some common sense that-OH CRAP SHE'S COMING. NARRATOR OUT.
You knock on the door of the house next door to Shaboobie Castle.
The door opens, and an old friend of yours steps out. A childhood friend from your younger, younger years, a neighbor--and as you grew older in to the stallion you are today and she into a perfect figure--one of the most beautiful girls you've ever laid eyes on.
Or at least, that's what the script says. Narrator's totally seen bigger bonin' chicks with bosoms the size of the Groudon. Have you SEEN the chicks that live in Unova nowadays?
"C-Calmé..? I-Is that you?""Mm."
Ali-Ali makes sure to hide behind you, y'know, keep the moment more sacred.
"B-But, did you not tell me you were on an expedition to assist a child lost in Winding Woods, what became of that?"
A) "It was a success, I just thought I would drop by and say hello.~"
B)
"I returned, solely for you.~"C) "He's a Phantump now."
