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>be fat fuck
>gf and I go out pokemon hunting
>meet spergy sorta friend
>notice hitmonlee on sightings list
>know the spawns fairly well, just a case of eliminating them
>suddenly best friend appears
>he too was looking for the hitmonlee
>find hitmonlee
>runs from best friend
>everyone else catches it
>best friend wants to show me a route he caught a parasect on earlier in the day that he said has at least 4 good spawns on it (we're pretty suburban so this is good for us)
>spergy friend is complaining about being tired and wants to go back to the car now
>didn't get to the cool spawn place until today
It pisses me off, I'm fucking morbidly obese and I can crank out a 7km walk no complaints every day and this dude can't even walk 2km without acting like he's near death, pokemon hunting with him is such a drag.
>my legs hurt
>I feel weak
>can we sit down for a minute? I need a rest
>mfw
