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>be new kid in Alola
>some bitch drags you into a chicken run with a cosmic space fart who also tries to constantly get in your pants
>mom went psycho cause hubby went missing
>player sees hubby in a tropical paradise
>everybody and their mommas know about Poke Pelago cause a NPC told you about it so its public info, its not like you found the mysterious islands on your own
>man running it looks stranglely like the only other wavy blond people in Alola
>player insert too dumb to put two and two together or just doesn't care
>entire family falls apart along with unknown creatures spilling into our world cause of it
>sits there with the :) face acting like we don't know nobody
To think this all this shit happened over family drama and probably would've been avoided if someone said that Mohn was still alive, i wouldve at least accepted an excuse if Mohn lost his memory and probably would've made things were if he was brought back with amnesia but they never say that so it's not an excuse. Why is SM's story so bizzarly odd?
