>>11836709"No....
I'm glad.... NOW!" you call with a snap of your fingers. However, May is too dumbstruck by the plan to go through with it. With a slap to the forehead, you grab May's hand and jump with her out of the car.
The car crashes into the Rayquaza, causing a gigantic explosion. But it doesn't fully decimate the beast. Next, you quickly toss the diet soda into the dragon's mouth, that mug just can't keep holding on anymore.
Impending the final blow that might just kill you due to how close you are. You quickly toss out your trusty Flygon. Without question, you grab May and the starter Pokemon, ordering the antlion to fly as fast as he fucking can.
Boom.
The Rayquaza's already rusted gears are browned to kingdom come and back by the exploding soda, bubbles begin forming in his mouth, keeping him from shooting out any more Hyper Beams. In the end, the soda overrides his circuitry, short-circuiting him until he's nothing but a heap of rusted scrap metal with a light green hue.
However, some soda gets onto Flygon, making his wings all wet and noise. The antlion ends up crashing in front of the crowd of pedestrians watching.
Inconveniently, May lands on top of you. Although nice, it's clear by her expression that she's really not thinking much about it.
But the completely unaware crowd does."KISS. KISS. KISS. KISS. KISS. KISS. KISS. KISS. KISS. KISS. KISS."
You and May look at each other.
EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. 