>>34530708I got my A-Raichu a gigantic Pancake plushie and I'm not sure if he'll like it. I'm still thinking of Prezzies for my other mons.
>>34530752Absolutely screwed. Enjoy your skin while it lasts.
>>34532693She was going to rollback the Pokémon Protection act. What a fucking madwoman.
>>34532713I thought Silvally were extinct? Didn't they all die in a lab explosion in Alola ages ago?
>>34533378>>34533522Put a charm on your door, there are plenty of tutorials on how to make one, just make sure that it's one of the ones that work in Sinnoh.
I mean you could catch it but that's boring.
>>34533398Get a gun and put him down.
>>34534576The closest possible mate, preferably of their species. Although there have been reports of Pokémon wanting to breed with their human during heat, like that Tentacruel incident that made the news back in Kanto a couple years ago.
>>34533801Use a leaf stone faggot.
