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>be me, avid pokemon go player
>spoofs out of bored, homies join in
>remembers a vacation to gatlinburg
>oh_the_memories.webm
>spoofs to gatlinburg, waits for cooldown
>remembers the dope ass aquarium on the strip
>sets home tp on the spot, fish go brr
>farming chinchou, life good
>"youre out of pokemon storage!"
>cringe ass game wants my money
>tfw you hafta farm gyms for coins
>boowomp.mp3, need to farm gyms.
>tfw gatlinburg has a lot of gyms
>chose instinct because im sped, contrarianism goes hard
>just remembered the spiciest detail
NO ONE GOES ON THE STRIP VERY LATE AT NIGHT
>i start scheming, i stay on that bullshit
>tell the boys to spoof to the aquarium
>jokingly proclaim im the new aquaman
>"WE MUST PROTECC THE FEESH"
>we spoof up and down the strip every night
>turn every gym to yellow autism squad
>farm coins, hella bands, feel like jeff bezos
>mfw locals clearly dont like us taking the gym
>valor and mystic are for SUCKERS
>pokemon_go_gang_violence.mp3
>one friend does a funny, full captain price voice
>"AWLRIGHT SOLDYAS, OPERATION AQUAMAN IS A GO"
>most autistic inside joke ever
>we start getting more and more people to join in, west side for life
>mfw we started a turf war in pokemon
>mfw friend tells me its Pools Closed all over again
>we continue to do a little trolling to this day
