>>12827097Oi, cheeky mate! 'Ow many ounces 'o 'ale do I gotta down 't get 'summat gud service 'round 'ere 'den?
Right 'ten, I'ma be makin' 'tis a toughie so ya bettah be takin' notes on 'dat sticky wicket 'o yours.
Gimmie a frog Pokahmon, eh? Any frog Pokahmon your wee heart desires, see, we'll throw 'im in a pub, you writin' 'dis down?
Right, so frog Pokahmon at a pub, he's downin' a handful of glasses, lets say three or four.
Poor lad has one 'o 'tose "binge" things ya get when yur're really down and such, he's got 'ol sulky dead-eyes 'an a big boat of 'pression!
'Tink ya can do 'tat for me laddie?