A new thread will arrive following this post.>>15845528As Mawile suffers from the fact that she has five fucking sharp, grassy seeds in her mouth, you show her a picture of the overweight hiker, Gordo. Surely if anyone knows anything about him and his ded wife, it's her.
Surprisingly though, she shakes her head, "Mawile, mawile maw!" she says from her *other* mouth--the one that isn't clogged to smithereens---, apparently she has no idea what you're talking about.
"Ehh...? But I thought for sure you were the one who ate his wife, it...IT JUST CLICKED."
She chides you for jumping to conclusions and discriminating against those with "big chompers". It is in that moment, that you learn that the 'proper' term is actually "giga molars".
You return to Miss Leading and Crazy Doug, the latter of which is surprised you actually survived the confrontation, "By golly hootenanies, he didn't die, HOOO BOY!...Not that I thought you were gonna die fella, I BELIEVED IN YA EVERY STEP OF THE WAY!"
Miss shrugs, "My predictions were fluctuating. Did you at least learn anything from her?"
"Well, it turns out she's *not* the thing that ate Gordo's wife, and now that I think about it, it kinda makes sense. I mean, she has the jumbo-jaws for it, but wouldn't she be like...super fat now or something?"
"Calem, are you assuming that just because he's fat, his wife is fat too?"
"I-I DIDN'T SAY THAT NOT AT ALL!"
Out of curiosity, Crazy Doug chips at another gemstone, substituting his shovel for a pick axe. He gives it a whiff, a lick, and then he eats the whole thing.
"Amethyst....with chunks of Old Amber... HAHA! I JUST ATE ANOTHER AERODACTYL, TAKE THAT, NATURAL SELECTION!...Too bad it isn't good enough. NOPE. The very core of the tunnel has the BEEE-EEEST gems, they're so mystical, I hears they can even boost someone's powers! LET'S GOO!"
A) "How much longer until we get to the core?"
B) "Any Old Amber still left in that Amethyst..?"
C) "Boost someone's power?"