>>12506694"That...that nobody called me a generic sidekick!"
That's another thing. As Ledyba implied earlier, the S.S.S Spookadook is indeed, a haunted house cruise ship. The first of its kind, and for those who can scavenge the hefty amount required to board it, an overwhelming experience.
We spoke to a Garbodor next, a real slob from a glance.
"Hey there! Fellow Garbodor, correct?" I asked, he turned around and saw me waving, to his utter glee.
"Oh, hello there, potential criminal! Just try and snatch something from me, you'll be surprised to find out that I've molded everything of value in me into my various garbage fat-folds."
Quags pats the over self-protective pile of garbage, but finds his hand stuck to him by a thin, sticky, foul garbage adhesive, "Don't worry guy, we won't mug you! My pal here knows only like seven moves,
and to be honest they all suck so he doesn't even bother with that kind of stuff."
I coughed, "Uh. Right. Listen sir, we want to ask you a few questions, you're heading to Glavacados, yeah?"
"Right, right, right! I won the ticket off a rewards site, all I had to do was fill in advertisements with fake information. It was the best scam ever, and it only took 25000 points!"
"You sound like a guy who's on the internet a lot, tell me, I've heard some rather intriguing rumors about Glavacados being some sort of archaeological remnant of an undiscovered safe-haven, is that true?"
Garbodor smacks me with his pipe-fingered hand and almost sends me to the floor. Had it not been for the fact that my body works like a punching bag, that might have hurt like an ass.
"It's just about the ONLY reason I'm here! I've heard so many stories about the islands of Glavacados and Avoguanos. I mean, who else wouldn't want to find an island in the middle of the sky?"
I blinked, "Excuse me, island in the sky? And Avoguanos, what is that?"
