>>29664801Then they need to take up a different fandom. MLP is straight-forward and relatively consistent...they should just go fap to horses all day long.
That is...until Applejack becomes a princess of Equestria despite not being transformed in to an Alicorn. Then they'll get up in arms about "ROYALTY CAN ONLY BE ALICORN!!! HOW THE HELL CAN A HILLBILLY APPLE HUMPER BE A PRINCESS!?!?!" and then they'll turn to the final bastion of fandom......Thomas the Tank Engine.....
And then we'll never hear from them ever again.
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