>>24903489The tie was randomized."BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZZZZZ!!"
The Leek Miser shakes his head at the Electabuzz's futile escape efforts. "Farfar. You're very hardheaded, aren't you? It's pointless to overexert yourself like this, unless you're aiming to be exhausted! Ba ha ha HA!~ There's no way you're going anywhere anytime soon. You're a vital asset to our resistance, farfar, did you know that? Maybe you did, maybe you didn't"
"Back off! All I know is I wanna get out of here!"
"How touchy! Farfar! Fine. Have it your way and see what I do!" with a sigh and a shrug, the Miser returns his focus to the crowd. "Farfar! Be amazed! This thunderous striped heathen, my friends, is living proof of the claims I've suggested today! Perhaps you might recognize him if you go out a lot! This is....."
. . .
"Er. What did you say your name was again?"
"ELEXAS—!"
"—THIS IS ELEXAS! FARFAR! On the outside, he is a measly holeman. No better than a sanitary janitor, a man hired by city hall who labors for pennies a week, endlessly filling up the erratically manifesting holes of our town! ON THE INSIDE HOWEVER..."
"He is an agent with darker motives! One of the many turning cogs in a mechanism designed to cripple and exploit what remains of our population! Farfar! He's in deep affiliation with the Marrotonin!
As is EVERY holeman! To that end, we've imprisoned him here for all to see—our grand finale tonight will be a torturous interrogation of monumental proportions! Farfar! And his forthcoming bona fide confessions and horror stories will expose, disclose, L E A K, and forever cement the Marrotonin as the charlatans they truly are! Then and only then, can we truly prosper!"
"Marro-/what/? Piss off, duck!"
"Oh, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! It is YOU who will be doing the pissing, hole-janitor! Farfar! Then again, maybe it's best that I ask the audience what you'll be doing."
