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>Well pretend to hate the best game in the franchise. That will make the mad, r-right?
>Worst villains, even though they have the most character and most plausibly disastrous plots.
>So much water, even though the game also contains the most diverse and interesting environments otherwise.
>I hate trumpets, even though every other game relies on beeps and whistles and are ten times as unmemorable.
>No actual rival, even though rival battles are a completely trivial part of the actual storyline and in fact, Wally actually has one of the most present forms of character development of any rival.
There's literally nothing you can actually criticize about this game that would disprove that it's the best in the franchise.
Literally.
Nothing.
