>>21062277story continued because i'm a sad fucker
>play pokemon as child as escape from parents problematic bickering>Bickering since i can remember>Get pokeflute and see fat fucking mon snorlax>Catch and name Dad>Magmar appeared! >Catch and name Mom>use mons as due and rek neighborhood fellas and school m8s that had the game "had a link cable">be somewhat cool guy around other vidya m8's up until highschool>half way through highschool new guy arrives into school, has gb sp(i had kept up with nin10do and had an sp and link cable)>he was the kind of guy who'd flirt with anything with tits>we become somewhat ok m8's playing and battling occasionally>we even start hanging out and doing shit besides vidya>i bring him home one day to hang>go to the restroom and come back and hear him from around the corner flirting with my mom.Continue?