>>16899839"Bear, bear, Beartic~ Beartic~, bear!~"
A jolly Beartic dressed in a beanie and mittens makes his way down the street. His fur is snow white, his smile wide and innocent, and his fat is thick and thunk.
An ice cream cone is in his hand, a mildly spicy flavor topped with a genuine jalapeno spiced with pure extract. Just the kind of blatant masochistic treat that the Christmas holidays calls for.
"Bear~ Beartic!~"
Beartic's perfect day suddenly comes to a complete stop as he strolls up to a stand selling Beedrill honey. Of course, his bear instincts get the better of him, and he's about to procure how much a jar of the stuff costs, and then..
"BOOOOOUAAAAAAAAAAAAFF!!!"
"B-Beartic!?"
Serena is too wrapped up in her conversation with Alice to steer Furfrou away from the polar bear, and as a result, Furfrou tackles the bear into the stand before taking off. A complete hit-and-run that sets off a chain of devastating events.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg"B-BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!" the Beartic loses his balance and crashes into the Beedrill stand, obliterating it on-contact. His ice cream spills onto his fur, getting it all sticky and messy, dis-coloring his perfectly pure fur.
The jalapeno from the ice cream flies into the air, before completing its U-turn course and landing straight in Beartic's mouth. He definitely wasn't planning on eating the whole thing at once.
But before he can scream and shout about the pain of eating a pepper whole, a honey jar smashes onto his head, giving it a big cartoony-style bump, while also spilling honey all over him and giving him glass cuts.
He THEN screams, emitting flames from his mouth that set the remains of the stand ablaze.
