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>is able to precisely predict the weather
>is able to sense natural disasters well ahead of their occurrence
>goes out of its way to warn people and pokemon, even when it’s the target of superstition and abuse
>has all the best qualities of humanity’s favorite fluffy animals
>lives for an average of 100 years, making it ideal as a lifelong companion
>sits comfortably in a tier of battle effectiveness where it can help you make a living off shitter trainers with its grotesque attack power, but no one will think you’re a tryhard compfag for owning one
Absol is based. Great Pokemon. Can’t even blame you guys for wanting to fuck it. What man wouldn’t want a piece of perfection?
