>>20957577"Spats man, gotta love 'em! But Serena is the golden apple on top of the tree. After everything we've been through, I doubt I could live truly happy without her. What do I do?!"
At long last, Augustine gives the situation honest thought, and eventually comes up with an ultimatum, "Calem, mon fils.
Increase your power level!"https://soundcloud.com/justin_thought111/space-dandy-ost-kimi-to-nara"E-Eh? Increase... my power level?"
"CALEM MON FILS! It is true, you will eventually reunite with Serena, my heart guarantees it! But when that day comes, you must be prepared to deal with the trials and tribulations that come with relationships! TO ENSURE THAT YOU DO NOT FAIL AND SCREW THIS UP...YOU MUST HIT UP EVERY CHICK YOU SEE UNTIL YOU REUNITE WITH HER, AND GAIN EXPERIENCE ALONG THE WAY!"
You hold up your hands with a forced smile, "Y-Y'know maybe you /weren't/ the right person to ask for advice fro--"
"No, I know this, mon fils! TRES BIEN! This is the answer! You wanted advice, and I supplied it! In fact, let us test out this theory right here, right now! I IMPLORE YOU TO GO UP TO THE WCDONALDS COUNTERLADY, AND TALK TO HER!"
"W-Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!??!!?!?!??! B-But, I can't, I mean--"
Your sperg fit suddenly dies out as your eyes connect to the girl currently on shift at WcDonalds. You didn't notice earlier because Augustine was the one who went to go get the milkshakes. It has to be a coincidence.
"Wait a minute, is that..?"
