>>42042840>>42043006Hey guys, did uwu know that in tewms of mawe human and femawe Pokémon bweeding, Vapoweon is the most compatibwe Pokémon fow humans? Not onwy awe they in the fiewd egg gwoup, which is mostwy compwised of mammaws, Vapoweon awe an avewage of 3"03' taww and 63.9 pounds. this means they'we wawge enough to be abwe to handwe human dicks, and with theiw impwessive Base stats fow HP and access to Acid Awmow, uwu can be wough with one. Due to theiw mostwy watew based biowogy, thewe's no doubt in my mind that an awoused Vapoweon wouwd be incwedibwy wet, so wet that uwu couwd easiwy have sex with one fow houws without getting sowe. They can awso weawn the moves Attwact, Baby-Doww eyes, Captivate, Chawm and Taiw Whip awong with not having fuw to hide nippwes, so it'd be incwedibwy easy fow one to get uwu in the mood. With theiw abiwities Watew Absowb and Hydwation, they can easiwy wecovew fwom fatigue with enough watew. No othew Pokémon comes cwose with this wevew of compatibiwity. Awso, fun fact, if uwu puww out enough, uwu can make youw Vapoweon tuwn white. Vapoweon is witewawwy buiwt fow human dick. Ungodwy defense stat + high HP poow + Acid Awmow means it can take cock aww day, aww shapes and sizes and stiww come fow mowe.
