>>20794536"MaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!"
Out comes none other than Korrina's Machoke-turned Machamp, the perfect bodybuilding studmuffin to bring equilibrium back into your team. In other words, 'the based guy that's gonna be carrying all the dead weight', dead weight being you and Mr. Angry Bat.
"Yeah, there we go!~" cheers Korrina, "And before you ask Caley, you're right! That is my Machoke, except now he's SOOOOO MUUUUUUUUCH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLER! Just look at those abs, those muscles, those everything else! We're in good hands now! He can't let us down!"
"MaCHAMP!"
She then leans to your ear,
"It's okay, don't worry, I taught him Flamethrower..">'We're fucked.'Johnny takes out a toothpick and chews on it until it's nothing but slim trimmings of false wood, "It looks like a blueberry--and I have GREAT contempt for blueberries and muscular men! All thanks to assorted memories from the past that I will not allude to thanks to time constraints. LET'S ROCK."
Kaku-Kaku shrugs, "Kakeroooo. Can't argue with that! BIDBREAKING IS NOW.....OPEN!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZVUjH3ZF4w"Alright! Finally, some action! Noibat, I want you to get first dibs, use HURRI--"
A) Use Gust!
B) Use Tackle!
C) Use Leech Life!
. . .
Hold that train of thought.
