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>it was just this morning
>I loved gen 3 so much, I had all the merchandise and movies
>I pray to Kyogre every night, thanking him for all of the water I've been given
>"Hoenn is love" I say. "Hoenn is life."
>my dad hears me and calls me a hoennbaby
>I knew he was just jealous of my affiliation with Team Aqua
>I called him a genwunner
>he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really dry
>something wet is moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>it's Kyogre
>I am so happy
>he whispers in my ear "Hoenn confirmed"
>he grabs me with his powerful pokefins and puts me on my hands and knees
>my body is regi
>I spread my ass cheeks for Kyogre
>he penetrates my butthole
>it hurts so much but I do it for Kyogre
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please Kyogre
>he roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
>my dad walks in
>Kyogre looks him straight in the eye and says "it's all kyogre now"
>Kyogre leaves through my window
>Hoenn is love, Hoenn is life
And then I checked /vp/ and learned about the remakes.