>>56456650im gonna take a wild guess and say that you have Johto's gen 2 cock all the way up your trachea
Your team consists of 5 pokemons to catch up with the elite four (exp starved nigger)
to cope with the fact that your pokedex is shit you try to use only gen 2 pokemon and end up with typhlosion, crobat, anpharos, espeon/umbreon, and an obligatory gen 1 pokemon (so you don't look like a desperate faggot)
you can't evolve half your pokemon, you get shit movesets, you are forced to use terrible HMs, and you convince yoursef that a great soundtrack is a subtitute for region design
HG and SS are the only reason why your region even stands a chance against any of the gen 3 games, platinum, gen 5, and ironically, gen 1.
>YouWillNeverBeARealRegion 