>>38081468I was astonished. Angry, even. How could Game Freak do this to me? How could they do this to Blastoise, the greatest Kanto Starter, the greatest fictional creature in existence? In a rage, I shit myself in my custom made, ultra absorbent, Blastoise themed diaper for the third time that day. I wrote several irate emails to Game Freak, though they never responded, even after the three thousandth email. I was in tears. Would Blastoise never be the perfect goddess it had been created for? My only comfort through the years was fucking my life size Blastoise love doll. (His name is Waterfall.) But despite the errors, despite the trials, I trucked forward. I could not lose hope when there could be an inevitable Switch game of the main line Pokemon games.
And then, Sword and Shield was announced.
