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>try playing Pokémon Sword with friend online
>refuses to start Crown Tundra until he gets the shiny charm
>I help him fill out his Pokédex
>start doing Dynamax Adventures together
>keeps bitching about me not doing the “right moves” every time it’s my turn
>dynamaxes every possible chance he has even when there’s no reason
>have to sit through a 20 second cutscene
>also tells me he earthquakes people in regular raids if they don’t bring the “correct” Pokémon with them
>he literally refuses to catch any of the legendaries unless they are shiny
>he finally gets a shiny Jolteon from the end screen
>starts getting super hyped and cheering and shit
>5 seconds later
>”ah fuck nevermind the nature isn’t right”
>gives me the Jolteon for a random shitmon
Do metafags REALLY?