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>the game got "good" reviews, reviews from places where journos only got their jobs because "sure I played Mario as a kid". (Hell one one the most praised reviews came from the same site that gave us "7.5 out 10: Too Much Water")
>these "good" reviews somehow erase all the flaws of the game (pro tip: they don't)
>people buying the games after reading these "good" reviews are still going to have a mediocre experience
>after having said mediocre experience are going have to admit it was mediocre or put on brave face and keep stomaching shit.
