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>at friends house playing Pokemon
>he's a 250 pound, fedora wearing edgelord that likes furbait/dragon Pokemon
>I call him a dumbass for liking an "overrated mon like Lucario"
>he gets all serious, and tells me to take it back
>tell him no, he needs better taste
>he gets out of his chair and comes over to me
>puts me in a headlock, throws me on his bed
>I'm laying on my front while he's laying on my back, pretty much doggy style
>he tells me to take it back, "last chance"
>tell him no
>he flips me over and sits on my face
>the front of his sweatpants is in my face
>accidentally sniff his crotch, it smells like he's been jacking off for weeks and hasn't changed his underwear
>I pop boner on accident
>he doesn't notice my boner, but I can feel him getting one
>he notices he's getting a boner and gets off me immediately
>awkward silence in his room, I decide to leave
>he asks me to come back tomorrow
>He's stuttering while asking
Fuck /vp/, I'm not gay or anything but I don't want to ruin the friendship. We've been playing Pokemon together for years.
