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>rothschilds bow to Sordward and Shielbert
>in contact with aliens
>rumored to possess psychic abilities
>control Galar with an iron fist
>own castles and banks all over the world
>direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Shieldangrad will be be the first city)
>own basically every dynamax research facility on Galar
>first designer babies will have equally as majestic haircuts
>both brothers said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient unown scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own ultra space R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Sordbots inside you right now
>The twins are in regular communication with Dialga and Palkia, forwarding the word of Arceus to the Orthodox Church
>They learned fluent Japanese in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Fortbert.
>The twins are 69 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Big bang to the end of the universe
>Shieldbert and Swordbert will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
