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>Ash in charge of being a pokemon master
He's a fucking retard and deserves to lose. The only pokemon he likes to keep around for more than five seconds at a time is Relicanth. Remember that episode when he let his newly evolved goddamn Honchkrow go just so it could protect some shitty colony of weak ass Pidove and Starly? And don't get me started on Mothim. Fucking let it go just so it could fuck some green colored fucking female (and that's not even the official shiny color wtf). Oh christ. Let's not forget his adventures in the safari zone. HURRRRRRRR LET ME CATCH 30 FUCKING MILTANK SO I CAN SUCK THEM OFF BECAUSE WHAT OTHER POSSIBLE USE COULD THIS HAVE AND WHY SHOULD I EVEN BOTHER CATCHING SOMETHING FUCKING USEFUL IN THIS PLACE FULL OF RARE POKEMON HUEEEEEEEEEE.
Seriously, most incompetent fucking trainer ever.