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>walk into gamestop
>Want to pre-order Pokemon Y
>Talk to Cashier
>10/10 girl
>C-Can i o-ord-d-der Po-
>She says "Huh?"
>I fucking yell
>POKEMON. I NEED POKEMON.
>"Sir, you're going to have to calm down. Which version would you like to pre-order?"
>POKEMON. JUST GIVE ME MY POKEMON. I HAVE MONEY.
>Calls security
>The security guard looks like Huell from Breaking Bad
>Farts
>He grabs my arm
>Shit my pants
>Security says "Yo this dude really shit his pants"
>I NEED MY POKEMON, I yell.
>A piece of poo traveled down my pants and onto the floor
>PLEASE GIVE ME MY POKEMON. I NEED IT.
>Crying a river at this point
>Try to hop over the counter, hit my head hard on the computer
>Bleeding as fuck, I land on the floor infront of the cashier girl
>She is grossed out and throws up on me to the smell of shit.
>I'm covered in blood,vomit,shit and tears now.
>Kid is crying of fear, everyone is looking at me.
>Bolt out of the store faster than The Flash never to return
I fucking hate gamestop.
Any similar stories out there?
