>>14565462"I have an idea, Calem. But in order for us to pull it off, we'll need to act as bait. Would you happen to have any black hoods?"
It's here that you recall an event quite a while ago back in your old hometown, "Well...There WAS a Square-Enix convention that I got dragged too the other week, and I-"
She cuts you off, not wanting to know anymore of those potentially harrowing details, "Perfect. Put one on."
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The hoods are much too big for either of you, but that's a given since they were bought in XXXL size for XXXXXXXL sized people. There's no need for you to worry about it arousing suspicion though, science has proven time and time again that the stupidest people fall to the stupidest of tricks. It's confirmed.
You and Miss Leading approach the trio of thieves right in the middle of their archery practice.
>Objective: Confront the Little Caesars!A) Open up with a joke to lighten the mood.
B) Ask them something that'll sound stupid to answer in hindsight.
C) Off-handily mention how all Pokemon trainers look like complete "faggots", and see if they agree.